Jake Bern
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Favorite Links
Business
Jake Bern's YouTube Videos (i.e. tv/film reels, music videos, sketch comedy, etc.)
Jake Bern's Google Videos (i.e. Jake Bern's many faces...)
Jake Bern's Allocine page (Mr. Bern in France)
Jake Bern's Cineman page (Mr. Bern in Germany)
Jake Bern's Alpacine page (Mr. Bern in Spain, Latin America, South America)
Jake Bern's Very CD page (Mr. Bern in China)
Jake Bern's Serienjunkies page (Mr. Bern in, uhh...Unknown Country)
Jake Bern's Google search page
Jake Bern's CelebrityPhoto page (w/ Brittany Ishibashi)
Jake Bern's Manpaper page (no this is not a joke - please god, kill me)
My Suicide Offical Website - starring Gabriel Sunday (from Camp Winnarainbow, baby!), David Carradine, Nora Dunn, Joe Mategna, and Harry Shearer, come see Jake rap as a Christian evangelist at the local high school Christian Club. Hilarious, tragic comedy - check.it.out.
Jake Bern with Lauren Graham on "Gilmore Girls"
Jake Bern as "Johnny" from the indie film "Different"
San Francisco's American Conservatory Theater (ACT)
Budd Schulberg's "On the Waterfront" program (Jake was a member of the LA
Theatre Works cast,
which performed live at the Skirball Cultural Center, and
recorder for the BBC and NPR)
Jake's Homeless Project Biography - a play he's working on with Chad Allen & directed by Kristin Hanggi
Personal
www.TheUkuLady.com - Thee musical genius of Thessaly Lerner!
Help Lou - A great man and friend who needs your help now!
Jake's MySpace page - thee ultimate addiction...
meet Joker's friends, enemies,
and stalkers
Jake's MySpace Blog - a journal within this journal...
check out the Burning Man one - it's da shit!
San Francisco 49ers (god, how I miss Ronnie Lott, Jerry Rice,
Joe, Brent
Jones...don't friggin' get me started...)
UCLA Bruins - F*ck thee Trojans!
Beastie Boys - "my name is D y'all, an' I don't play, an' I can
rock a house
partay 'til your hair turns grey"
- B-Boys, ol' school style!
Righteous Babe - Ani DiFranco is the fuckin' shit!!!!
E-40- "ghost ride the whip"/"Yay Area"...don't fuck with us, haters...
Troubletown - yeah, Ms. Jenna Conrad, you're a musical genius, even if you don't know it...
Million Dollar Mouth - Biscotti like the cookie, Bern like the victim; forever, buddy, keep rockin' that shit!!!!
The Onion - it really is America's Finest News Source (f*ck Fox!)
eBaum's World - "Media for the Masses" that is so so SO funny; thanks for introducing it to me, Blue Man!
The Lonely Island - my Bay Area peeps who are hella funny
Lasrever - Peter Smith, Jeffrey Glassberg, and my man Stephen L. Sullivan are
film geniuses,
and the world best watch out; the most underground production
company in all of LaLa!!!!
ShowBizWebsites - built this site
Hella Tight - Bay Area-style attire & killah caps
Aaron Griffin Music the band Jake manages & drinks Jack Daniels with
(where's
my 10 bucks, Drew...where the fuck is it?!?)
Jake doing some good ol' fashion political work in LA (staying true to his B-Town roots in Tinsel Town)
Mapquest - ...in case you get lost in this chaotic website, driving in
LaLaLand,
the Bay, or NYC;
or, most importantly, if you get Lost in Life...